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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 10:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Can relationship issues cause depression?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are liberals so bad at grasping alternative facts? For example, if something doesn’t happen the exact same way Trump described it, liberals dismiss it as false; while conservatives are able to fully understand the underlying principle.

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?

Then came..

So they tried

Still no good

What are tips for weight loss?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the types of values?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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