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11.06.2025 10:40
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Can relationship issues cause depression?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
Then came..
So they tried
Still no good
What are tips for weight loss?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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